How Did You Get Here?

Keywords are funny things. You type some mumbo jumbo into Google and BAM! you end up here, at the coolest blog ever. According to Google Analytics the following keywords have led visitors to me, Nattering Natalie.

1. "Mucinex Commercials"
This is hilarious to me for two reasons: 1. Who is Googling Mucinex commercials? and 2. I only mentioned them ONE time in ONE post back in 2005.
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2. "Natalie Merchant"
Again, I only mentioned her once as a Notable Natalie, but this one I can actually understand.
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3. "Apple HD Icons Tuxedo"
I honestly have no idea what this person was searching for. I mean, I just...I don't know.
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4. "Chuck Norris Jack-o-lantern Template"
This person clearly kicks ass. I hope they found that template. I would like to use it next year.
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5. "Grey's Anatomy is Overrated"
Hell yes it is! I hate it. I hate its flipping guts. The only good thing about not having a roommate anymore is that I don't ever have to watch it again.
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6. "I wanna l-l-l-lick you from your heard to your toes - lyrics"
Who really needs to learn these lyrics? Was the person who Googled this planning to karaoke this weekend?
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7. "Kanye West Sunglasses Template"
Again, if someone carved this into a jack-o-lantern, I wish he or she would send me the template.
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8. "Matthew McConaughey"
Told you so.
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9. "Straight Guy Pageant Who Puppets"
I love that string of words. I love that it's almost a complete sentence, minus the verb. It's very Tarzan-speak.
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10. "What's the Meaning of Pathetic"
Disclaimer: Nattering Natalie is NOT the definition of pathetic. By the way, this Googler probably could have consulted a dictionary on this one rather than my blog, but oh well.
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Though there were other keywords, these were my top ten favorite phrases that led people to my blog. I hope some of you found that you liked it and returned , even you guy who's not sure if he's pathetic.