Oh Make Me Over...

So I guess "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is back. I came home to find some strange Mr. Straight Guy pageant going down on Bravo. I used to be a pretty big "QE" fan, but this nonsense was just disturbing. Let me set the scene for you. Susan Lucci was host, guest commentators were puppets from "Avenue Q" and there was a laugh track playing over candid clips of the audience. Also, Carson wore a velvet purple swirl tuxedo.

By the way, remember what a disaster "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl" was? How long did that last? A hot minute? Girls getting makeovers = not as funny as dudes getting makeovers.