My name is Ginger, Ginger Vitis.

I can't help but make fun of my friends. It is mean, I know.

A: I've had to go to the dentist five times in the last month.

N: Yikes. What's up?

A: I don't know, I just have been having problems, specifically with gingervitis.

N: What? Did you say gingERvitis?

A: Yeah...

N: It's definitely gingIvitis.

A: That doesn't make any sense.

K: I would have thought it was gingervitis too.

N: Fine, let's ask our waiter. Excuse me, can you name a dental problem that begins with a G?

Waiter: Gingivitis.

N: Right. It's definitely not gingERvitis, is it?

Waiter: No.

A: I hate you.

K: Well, I guess it is safe to assume this is going on the blog.

Dear Heath Ledger,

You were very talented and very good looking. We'll miss you.

Love,

The General Public

Why should you watch "Clash of the Choirs?"

Because my dear friend Meghan is in the Cincinnati choir! Check her out. She's the second soloist and right in the front and center!

Watch tonight, Wednesday and Thursday at 8 p.m. EST and remember to vote for Meghan and Cincinnati after the show.

You can vote via phone (watch the show for the number) AND vote online up to 10 times per email address until 3 a.m. here: http://www.nbc.com/Clash_of_the_Choirs/vote/register.shtml

P.S. I don't know why the audio doesn't match the video. So don't use all CAPS to yell at me.

Font-tastic

Ran: What's the font you always use?

Nat: Frutiger 45 Light.

Ran: Yeah, I think I use Cosmic Sam.

Nat: You mean Comic Sans?

Ran: Oh. Yeah...Don't blog about this.

Nat: Too late.

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Now playing: Smashing Pumpkins - Jupiter's Lament

Baby B

I hung out with one of my favorite families this past weekend.

My favorite five-year-old (the artist formerly known as my favorite four-year-old) was at her finest, dancing to High School Musical and saying all kinds of ridiculous stuff.

Her Mom: Don't bite your toenails.

Fave 5: I'm not. I'm licking my toe.

Her Mom: Oh, that's different. Carry on.

I Heart Peacock Parties

OMG. I love peacocks and I love parties. And I love Hostess with the Mostess. Somebody please plan a peacock party. I'll even wear my Mrs. Peacock costume from "Clue: The Musical*."

*Yeah, it's a real musical.

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Now playing: The Decemberists - Every Day is Like Sunday

Believe it or not...

This is the last day of NaBloPoMo. I really can't believe I made it. I predicted one week, and look at me. If I could only apply this kind of diligence to vacuuming and working out, I'd be the coolest girl around.