Things I Dislike

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Where to begin?

1. All Pepsi Products
Coke is far superior in all categories. Don't try to debate me, you will lose.

2. Any Online Lingo
Examples: LOL, ROFL, TTYL etc.

3. People Who Say They Hate Cats
Most people who hate cats have never really met a cat. I'm by no means obsessed with cats, but I think it's time to stop the hate.

4. Sporks
No explanation necessary.

5. Fox News
Again, no explanation necessary.

6. Mucinex Commercials
That boogery character is just disgusting.

7. Charmin Commercials
While we're on the topic, I hate the Charmin bears. They seriously haunt my dreams.

8. Oven Burns
I burned my arm recently and it's been a huge hassle.

9. Cranberry Sauce
It may be a Thanksgiving staple, but I've never actually seen anyone eat it.

10. Everybody Loves Raymond
I could do a super-lame pun here, but I'll leave it up to your imagination.

11. Gorgonzola Cheese
Sick, sick, double sick.

12. Copy Cat Humor
I hate any jokester who's entire repetoire of material consists of quoting movies or commercials.