What I Want for Christmas

Some things I plan to ask for this year...

1. The Office Seasons 1-3 on DVD
So I can laugh at every single "That's what she said" again.

2. La Cie External Hard Drive (500 GB)
So I might be able to avoid the heartbreaking loss of all my data in the years to come.

3. Diploma Frame
So I can remove my Master's degree from its current position: lying on top of my fridge.

4. IKEA Expedit Bookshelf (Brown/Black)
So I can display all my knick-knack, paddywacks (by the way, what the heck is a paddywack?).

5. Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock (for PS2)
So that I may rock harder than any chick has rocked before when playing a fake, plastic guitar.