Tonight's Conversation

Me: What should I blog about?

Pal: Want to blog about the top ten fetishes?

Me: No.

Pal: Seriously, there is a video of a woman cooking a really nice dinner then sticking her foot in it.

Me: I don't want to blog about that.

Pal: What about an Indian girl with eight legs?

Me: No, seriously.

Pal: You should start taking more pictures.

Me: Yeah, I know.

Pal: Like, you should have taken a picture of those storms you saw tonight when we were talking.

Me: I should have taken pictures of the storms I saw tonight while I was driving and talking on the phone with you, while on my way to a funeral?

Pal: Yeah. That would have been a really great blog.

And no, I didn't take that picture.