I'm Close to Cracking

I'm going to lose it here pretty soon.

Dad: Will you hard boil the eggs in the fridge?

Me: Sure.

Dad: Do you know how to boil eggs?

Me: Are you serious?

Dad: Well I don't know what you know how to do.

Me: Dad everything boils the same.

Dad: Oh, I'm sure you'll do fine. Just don't mess it up.