Recent IM With a Friend

I'm a loser. I'm boring. You knew this already, didn't you? (If you answered yes, maybe you should ask yourself why you continue to read this blog).

The screennames have been changed to protect the bored friend.

Me (11:59:48 PM): So I have a weird complaint
Friend (12:00:00 AM): I should probably save this for a blog...
Me (12:00:05 AM): but no, I want to share it with you
Me(12:00:07 AM): my dear friend
Friend (12:00:27 AM): before it hits the press?
Me (12:00:32 AM): Yeah
Me (12:00:37 AM): I just got new lotion
Me (12:00:42 AM): Fairly expensive
Me (12:00:52 AM): Supposed to be great for dry skin
Me (12:01:04 AM): and it's the pump kind
Me (12:01:13 AM): you know, not the squeeze but the pump
Me (12:01:22 AM): Well the pump is especially short
Me (12:01:36 AM): And it hurts to pump it because my fingers are under there
Me (12:01:38 AM): and they get trapped
Friend (12:02:24 AM): can you swap it with a different one? bet you NEVER thought of that
Me (12:02:48 AM): I did think of that but, my other pump won't fit
Me (12:02:59 AM): Plus it wouldn't match
Friend (12:03:26 AM): do you take it out with you?
Me(12:03:33 AM): No, but it's purple
Me (12:03:36 AM): and I love purple
Me (12:03:39 AM): and it doesn't fit anyway
Me (12:04:42 AM): Also, it's kind of shimmery -- which I wasn't expecting
Me (12:05:39 AM): Are you fascinated?

Two things that make this conversation worse:
1. I was talking to a boy at the time.
2. It clearly didn't register with me he wasn't responding and thus I continued to ramble.