My Carpet

One day I looked down at my carpeting and said "Gross!" The carpet just got gross. There is no rhyme or reason to it, it just did. There weren't numerous spills and my carpet was not the victim of muddy boots.

It's reminiscent now, of a certain carpet from a certain frat house that I certainly lived in this certain summer. See the picture above to relive that magic. Siiiick.

There is no explanation except to say something is coming up from UNDERNEATH THE CARPET. It's really gotten out of hand so I went to Lowe's today to rent a carpet shampooer (wide track, for those who are curious). Did you know that the shampooer doesn't come equipped with shampoo? You actually have to purchase the shampoo separately. Seemed a little ridiculous to me. Seems like that should be part of the rental.

Wow, that was lame. Clearly I'm having a boring day.