Attention: You're Not a Celeb

Hey, remember Seinfeld? That was a great show.

Yeah...

Anyway, remember the episode where Elaine gives her friend who never wears proper breasticle support a bra for her birthday? And then the friend (who incidentally is the narrator now on Desperate Housewives) wears the bra as a top out in public?

That was a funny episode. You know why? Because it was so silly. That could never happen in real life!

EXCEPTION! EXCEPTION! EXCEPTION!

Bras can be worn as tops in "real life" if you're a super-trashy celeb or a girating girl in a music video.

ATTENTION: You're not a celeb. So, you can't do that.

Tonight I saw THREE girls wearing tops that weren't really tops at all, (by the way I wish I could think of a better word for tops) they were like draping, showcases for bras. One bra had actually been bedazzled with jewels as big as nickels. Another one was yellow, worn with a blue kind of window treatment to display the sunshine-like glow. The third, well it was just a push up.

So I say to all of you non-celebs, you non-music video dancing girls, it's not OK to behave that way. You may wear your bikini to the pool, but you may not wear your bra to the bar. I implore you to use better judgment.

Join in the fight against bras in public. Stand up. Speak out.

Sign the petition to stop bras in public (in other words, use the comments function).

Together, we can cure this very contagious disease.