Ambiguity

Last night the fortune from my cookie read: "You will have a pleasant experience."

Man, that cookie was playing it safe. I mean, it didn't even have the balls to throw in "soon." It figured I was bound to have a pleasant experience sometime. Couldn't handle the idea of messing up with specifics.

Perhaps next time I'll receive: "Eventually you will die."

I guess expecting exemplary psychic ability is a lot of pressure to put on a cookie.