What I'm Sick Of

If I ever (fill in the blank here), I'll need to be committed/I'm just going to die/I might kill an innocent person/someone will have to restrain me/I'm going to punch someone.

1. If I ever hear "Holla Back Girl" again, I'm just going to die.

2. If I ever see another episode of "Being Bobby Brown," I might kill an innocent person.

3. If I ever see another AIM profile or away message that includes a quotation from Sex and the City, I'll need to be committed.

4. If I ever receive another request to confirm how I know someone on the Facebook that is not clever or funny, but instead serious, someone will have to restrain me.

5. If I am ever asked to play Yahtzee! again, I'm going to punch someone.