If I had a Vespa...

1. If I had a Vespa, then I could get a dog and we could have as much fun as these two.



2. If I had a Vespa, I would make you my sidekick and you could ride around in the sidecar.



3. If I had a Vespa, I would probably take the time to learn a third language. Subpoint: I'd fit in better in Europe.



4. If I had a Vespa, I could awkwardly decorate it with floral arrangements.



5. If I had a Vespa, I'd probably get a gorgeous Italian boyfriend to go with it.



6. If I had a Vespa, someone would probably turn me into a delightful vintage cartoon woman with a Conan O'Brien-esque pal.



7. If I had a Vespa, I'd have a reason to take up that ship in a bottle thing as a hobby.



8. If I had a Vespa, I'd have lots of friends. Friends with ice cream. Good combo.

P.S. I want a Vespa.