My name is Ginger, Ginger Vitis.

I can't help but make fun of my friends. It is mean, I know.

A: I've had to go to the dentist five times in the last month.

N: Yikes. What's up?

A: I don't know, I just have been having problems, specifically with gingervitis.

N: What? Did you say gingERvitis?

A: Yeah...

N: It's definitely gingIvitis.

A: That doesn't make any sense.

K: I would have thought it was gingervitis too.

N: Fine, let's ask our waiter. Excuse me, can you name a dental problem that begins with a G?

Waiter: Gingivitis.

N: Right. It's definitely not gingERvitis, is it?

Waiter: No.

A: I hate you.

K: Well, I guess it is safe to assume this is going on the blog.